All I Want For Christmas Is a Set of Clown Feet

Merry Christmas everyone…all four of you who read my blog!  You are true friends, and I cherish your friendship from my heart down to my tiny little feet.  Which probably isn’t saying much since I’m only 5’3″, but it’s the thought that counts, right? 

This Christmas season I have tried to find shoes so many times and always come up short — no pun intended.  I have the smallest feet – size 5.5-6 – and my husband absolutely adores the cute little piggies that adorn them.  I, however, am stuck with ugly crappy shoes or banished to the kid’s department.  Most shoe distributors make about two pairs of size 6 shoes and then a million size 7 & 8’s.  Even when I went to buy new running shoes the other day, my ex says “I have to special order your size for you.”  WTF??

And then on top of that, I have the issue with my right foot from the previous post (fractured sesamoid) so I have to get comfortable shoes.  Therefore,  I’m already stuck with ugly flats or 1″ heel at the most.   But lately all I’ve been looking for is a cute, semi-dressy pair of brown ballet flats.  Yesterday I ended up buying ANOTHER pair of flip flops.

Dear Santa:  All I want for Christmas is a set of clown feet.

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