I just went outside to shut off the sprinklers and there is an almost full moon. I don’t know if it’s waxing or waning, but it’s so bright I could read a book on my patio. I love a good moon…
We are getting a new roof today. I would say that the flushing sound you hear after that statement is our money going down the toilet, but I guess its not REALLY going down the toilet since a roof is one of those necessary things. However, insurance isn’t paying for it and we’ve been saving our $20’s (not pennies for this giant expense) for a long time so we could pay for it. Here in South Florida, a roof aint cheap. I think its because we have to buy a certain wind rated type of shingle for hurricanes that can withstand being blistered in the sun 350 days a year. My parents put a shingle roof on their house in SC for 1/4 of the price of what we’re paying. Anyway, my point is that it sucks writing a check for that much money to buy something that you can’t do anything fun with. It’s kind of like flushing money down the toilet.
The roofers are up there banging away, and my normally outgoing and vocal cat, Kirby, is no where to be seen. We’ll see a flash of orange every now and then — like when they started cutting the roof for the ridge vent zooooooooooooooooooooom — but that’s it. I decided to do a little investigation and this what I found:
There they are…Fraidy Cat #1 and #2.
It’s no secret that I am a total Coach whore. And if you don’t know what Coach is, and you are a woman, then SHAME ON YOU!! I am fortunate enough to have an outlet store near my house, so at least I don’t spend as much as I could spend when I have my little binges.
I’ve been looking for a Coach iPhone case for my phone. Would you believe that they haven’t made them yet? I went in to a real Coach store in the mall (opposed to the outlet store) recently and inquired about a case. The lady told me that if she had a dollar for every person who’d asked her about it, then she would be a rich women. I turned around and told her that she needed to get on the horn with Corporate and tell them to start making them. And then, in the snobbiest tone I could muster up, I said: “Juicy has them.” All this while I’m standing there in raggedy blue jeans, a t-shirt, and flip flops. Some nerve!
The hubby gave me a Coach gift card for Christmas this year, and I found something online that equally excites me:
If you know me, you know how much I LOVE piggies! I collect anything piggy, so this will hold me over until they finally start making iPhone cases.
Weeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Isn’t he cute? Target is now selling cat outfits. I couldn’t resist:
This is fantastic: ZombieHarmony.
Now I know that when I die and become a Zombie, there’s somewhere I can go to meet other Zombies. “Because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.”
Not really, but if you spent a day in my house while he’s playing a video game or trying to do some sort of home improvement, you would begin to think he did have it. He is so funny, too. He is the most mild mannered man 97% of the time. However, when something isn’t going his way the internal mercury inside of him rises and he pops. I hide in another room somewhere and usually laugh my ass off when he’s screaming and cursing over something really ridiculous.
I think my first experience with his “tourettes” was when we first started dating and the condenser for his air conditioner broke about a week after he had just replaced the coil in the air handler. The a/c wouldn’t run, and after checking the thermostat we went outside to look at the unit. He started screaming and cursing at the thing and then he KICKED it. I was in tears laughing…I couldn’t believe my eyes. It wasn’t like he was kicking it to see if it would start working again. He full on kicked it like he was trying to punt it through the uprights to get a field goal.
The next time I saw an outburst was shortly after Wilma, and we had to put our generator together so we could get our FEMA rebate. My poor hubby, he just wasn’t good at putting stuff together back then. (He is getting better but still needs to learn how to read that little piece of paper called “Assembly Instructions” when he puts stuff together.) So I’m in the living room which backs up to the garage, and after hearing various outbursts I finally hear about a 30 second long tourettes fit followed by a clank clankity clank and a KA-BOOM. This time he had thrown the wrench down and punted the empty generator box across the garage. It was like the dad in “A Christmas Story” when he was trying to fix the furnace and Ralphie was sitting there with his eyes all wide next to the vent. I laughed so hard…in the house of course where I couldn’t get kicked if he saw me.
Another good story that is by far the best to me, is when we went up to see SC vs. Florida up in Gainesville. This was his first ever college football game, so I (being an experienced college football gamer) wanted to make sure he got the full experience including tailgating. We had our little smokey joe grill and made burgers and had a few beers. When it was time to head into the game, Carlos wanted to clean up the grill which included cooling off the coals and emptying out the grill into the trash. He’s such a good little citizen, right? That plan backfired, of course. He filled the grill up with some of the bottled water and ice that we had, which turned the coals into a soupy mess. When he tried to empty it all into the garbage, it spilled all down his shorts. He was so pissed and I will never forget him picking up that little smokey joe grill and kicking it a good 30 feet into the woods. Subsequently, he should have been on the field as the kicker during the game. My beloved Gamecocks kept getting their field goals and PATs blocked by that damn 7ft tall Florida player. I bet he wouldn’t have been able to block Carlos’s kicks though.
And as I sit here typing I’m laughing my ass off. He just looked at me and asked if I was writing something about him. He knows…there are so many other times he’s had his fits. Today he hung drywall in the guest bedroom, and as usual it was quite a treat.
I don’t usually post about what I’ve been up to, but I feel the need to update my blog and I don’t have any creative ramblings at the moment.
Last weekend Dina & I went up to Ohio to visit with Melanie and her family. We had a great time up there in spite of the really cold weather. However, it was nice to see snow and we went snow tubing!! That was such a blast. Carlos hates to ski or even go to a ski resort, so I’m hoping now with the alternative of snow tubing we’ll be able to take some winter vacations. I know that he would absolutely love it. Whenever we go on rides at amusement parks all I hear is him beside me laughing like a little boy. I know he’d be doing the same thing zooming down the hill on a tube at 40 mph. Anyway, it was so good to see Mel and meet little Lulu. I am glad that we were up there for 20 degree weather rather than 0 degree weather like this weekend, though.
On Tuesday mom had her knee replacement surgery. I feel bad for her…that is a really traumatic surgery for someone’s body. She has had a great attitude throughout the recovery process, and I feel like she should be on her feet again like normal very soon. The hospital let her go home a day early so that is a positive sign.
I’m still sticking with my New Year’s resolution and using it as a motto for daily living and minding my own business. I feel like people try to interject their issues into my life and I just don’t want anything to do with it. I have a life of my own and with my husband. He is my best friend, and I would much rather spend my time with him than anyone else. When I am not busy with work or school, then he is my focus.
So anyway, maybe a little venting is included in this post 😉