Coach Snobbery

It’s no secret that I am a total Coach whore.  And if you don’t know what Coach is, and you are a woman, then SHAME ON YOU!!  I am fortunate enough to have an outlet store near my house, so at least I don’t spend as much as I could spend when I have my little binges.

I’ve been looking for a Coach iPhone case for my phone.  Would you believe that they haven’t made them yet?  I went in to a real Coach store in the mall (opposed to the outlet store) recently and inquired about a case.  The lady told me that if she had a dollar for every person who’d asked her about it, then she would be a rich women.  I turned around and told her that she needed to get on the horn with Corporate and tell them to start making them.  And then, in the snobbiest tone I could muster up, I said:  “Juicy has them.”  All this while I’m standing there in raggedy blue jeans, a t-shirt, and flip flops.  Some nerve!

The hubby gave me a Coach gift card for Christmas this year, and I found something online that equally excites me:

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If you know me, you know how much I LOVE piggies!  I collect anything piggy, so this will hold me over until they finally start making iPhone cases.

Weeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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All I Want For Christmas Is a Set of Clown Feet

Merry Christmas everyone…all four of you who read my blog!  You are true friends, and I cherish your friendship from my heart down to my tiny little feet.  Which probably isn’t saying much since I’m only 5’3″, but it’s the thought that counts, right? 

This Christmas season I have tried to find shoes so many times and always come up short — no pun intended.  I have the smallest feet – size 5.5-6 – and my husband absolutely adores the cute little piggies that adorn them.  I, however, am stuck with ugly crappy shoes or banished to the kid’s department.  Most shoe distributors make about two pairs of size 6 shoes and then a million size 7 & 8’s.  Even when I went to buy new running shoes the other day, my ex says “I have to special order your size for you.”  WTF??

And then on top of that, I have the issue with my right foot from the previous post (fractured sesamoid) so I have to get comfortable shoes.  Therefore,  I’m already stuck with ugly flats or 1″ heel at the most.   But lately all I’ve been looking for is a cute, semi-dressy pair of brown ballet flats.  Yesterday I ended up buying ANOTHER pair of flip flops.

Dear Santa:  All I want for Christmas is a set of clown feet.